its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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