i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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