apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
