maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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