Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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