OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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