IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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