Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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