It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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