i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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