Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The air was thick with penises
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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