Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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