nut hugger
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This baby is an asshole
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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