Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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