I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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