if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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