420 ftw
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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