u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
No I am not eating basil off your cock
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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