her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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