Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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