no. you can't hotbox the world.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Couch. On fire.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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