So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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