Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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