just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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