Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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