That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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