Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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