Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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