Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize