yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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