how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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