Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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