Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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