your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
