i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
