do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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