i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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