U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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