Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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