Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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