You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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