yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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