Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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