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Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
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