Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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