john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
