used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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