just come out here and I will go home with you...
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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