Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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