i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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