I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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