That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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