I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
