If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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