yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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