You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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