found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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