No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
