You surviving the open bar?
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oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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