Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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